Craziness, yo.

'Tis my last day as a "'nager," as my father and Jack and I used to so derisively call the high-schoolers we passed in the car on the way to the bus stop. I didn't do many of the things teenagers are supposed to do. I didn't even get to the minimum required level of liking music that my parents don't. Oh well, it's too late now. Neither did Laura Ingels Wilder, so I don't feel so bad. My new goal in life is to be just like Laura Ingels Wilder.