Another fairly dull post that no one reads

I ate blue crabs today, at May's, a most excellent establishment boasting perhaps the best cole slaw of my experience. Man, I love blue crabs. Their amazingness cannot even be described. They're so fun to eat, they're so vkusniye, the restaurants where one eats them are automatically so cool, with the big rolls of paper to put down on the tables and the collections of mallets and picks and implements of destruction (though the better you are the fewer tools you need), and trash cans by the tables and everything smelling of Old Bay and never quite clean. I also walked around downtown in the evening and went to the new Ben and Jerry's, where I got "surf and turf" phish food, with the fudge shaped like cows and fish. And I watched Woody Allen's "Love and Death," which is a very funny parody of Russian novels. The rest of the day I mainly spent eating the mutilated cupcake tops and sitting around. Writing paper now. This blog posting is getting out of control. This is what comes of having no one to talk to. What will I do in summer school when I just can't communicate at all?